If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

Literally told one of my friends this and she isn’t my friend any more

(Source: verticulars)

"Everyone is a lesson."
- A reminder (via black—lamb)

(via inacceptable)

"Fuck, my tea."
- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via gore-core)

"Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you."
- (via satans-ghost)

(Source: pressing, via gore-core)


*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*

(via seanp0donnell)


"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

(via queen-electric)